Stolen bikes, broken consoles and moronic ebayers

My bike was stolen, chain and all. My PS3 is now on eBay as spares and buyers that have no clue what they're doing are accusing me of selling faulty PC parts before sheepishly apologising when it turns out they missed one stupidly basic step when fitting said items. Throw in some council tax bullshit and some kind of infection that took over the back of my throat, mouth and right ear and I'm just about ready for this month to end.